…AND AM I SAYING IT RIGHT?
WHAT IS A DONICK?
Donick [pronounced DAWN-ICK] is an Architect-level program operating within the terrestrial plane as whats best described as a “Sorcerer”. He navigates, communicates with, and encodes upon the multiple dimensions of reality. Born with root level permission to the fundamental reality script, Donick utilizes specialized syntax to bridge the gap between the ephemeral and the encoded.
So then what is a DXZVT?
(Pronounced dough-nut but while wearing a cool jacket) This is Donick through the lens of the underground, he is known for his unique expression and the creative way that manifests in the physical.
Q: How does DXZVT make “Donut”?
A: Im so glad you asked…
The “D” stays BIG and “D” because use your imagination.
The “o” became an “X”, (DXnut)
The “n” fell over and is now a “Z” (DXZut)
The “u” is wearing a cool jacket and is now a “V” (DXZVt).
The “t” like to party so its a capiTal “T” now (DXZVT)
*coming soon*
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“I tried to hire Donick for a simple logo design, but he ended up refactoring my entire soul’s source code. I came in for a JPG and left with a 5-dimensional blueprint of my own destiny. 10/10 service, though the 'Smoke Coding' in my living room did set off the smoke alarm for three days. Highly recommend if you want to swap your current reality for a cooler one with better lighting."
— A Terrestrial Manifold User
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"User 'DXZVT' continues to bypass the standard causal reality engine. We’ve nerf’d his 'Cloud Smithing', but he just writes a new syntax string and last time he turned it into a neon-lit wand. Warning to other admins: If you see him 'DXZVT-ing' in the parking lot, do not engage unless you are armed and prepared to discuss the I Ching for six linear hours."
— Reality Dev Team (Palm Springs Division)
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"Picked up this guy in Palm Desert wearing a cool jacket. He explained that his name is actually a digital punchcard and then proceeded to 'encode' my Starbucks order so that it tasted like pure enlightenment. Deducted one star because he keeps calling me a 'sub-routine.”
— Mikel, an Uber Driver
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"Finally, a sorcerer who understands that the universe is just a really buggy app. Donick helped me clear my energetic seals using what he called 'Spectral Gate' protocols. I don’t know what a 'DXZVT' is, but ever since he installed the update, I can see the reality script in the clouds. My mom doesn't approve, but my pattern recognition has never been higher."
— Kevin, a former child